Friday 5 June 2009

GOATSE

Yes! We have a Goverment Of All the Twats: Special Edition!*

Fucking Alan "Tottenham Hotspur" Sugar is going to be ennobled and made into an "Enterprise Tsar", whatever the cunting fucketywank that may be. I suspect he's going to be just as fucking useless as Paul "Fred's Pension" Myners was.

A selection of dimbulbs, fuckwits, prodnoses, makeweights, morons, twats and cunts have either resigned or failed to resign and an even less impressive selection of halfwits, lightweights, windowlickers, vegetables and nonentities have been called in to fill in the gaps.

I'm telling you, hand on heart, even The Local Circus wouldn't put a bunch of clapped-out clowns like this on the stage.

I fully expect visiting dignitaries and the Royals to start prodding and kicking MP's in the street now and stealing their lunch money, because they fucking deserve it.

What a fucking disgrace!

*No, it's definitely not suitable for work. And if you don't know the history of goatse, it's here.

3 comments:

nbc said...

Ugh, with that in mind (barf) why not rename the Labour Party the "lemonparty"?

Have mind bleach handy if you insist on googling it. NSFW.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Good idea, NBC! ;o)

Pogo said...

All we need now is "Susan Baroness Boyle" to be appointed as head of the Dept for Arts & Culture.