Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Hear this?

It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for ex-MP's:

"Most of our members simply cannot afford the bus fare to come down to London to use their passes in that way," he said.

I'm sure if they sold one of their second homes, the fuckers would manage just fine.


Pavlov's Cat said...

One MP told the organisation that "being given a black bin liner to empty my desk, then being escorted out of the building with my pass taken away, is the sort of treatment usually reserved for those ex-employees caught with their hand in the till."

No, actually you fucker, it's pretty standard for anyone being made redundant that has access to confidential or financial information.

Happened to me twice when I was in banking and no my hand was not in the till, are you implying I was a thief, surely that's slander.

And you will find that most employers don't tend to encourage ex-members of staff to swan in and out , hanging around like a bad smell, they will swiftly call security or plod if you pitch up at reception.

Welcome to the real world you fuckers.
You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been definitely been found wanting.

The Penguin said...

Trouble is they have fuck all experience of anything but the circle wank of politics.

Have you seen the deluded-twat-site no leader but gordon?

Good for a laugh and as yet no moderation.

The Penguin

Kevin Boatang said...

Mr The Penguin is right, a bunch of no marks whose entire career has been becoming a really shit lawyer and then going off to Westminster.

They still can't grasp the ethical prinicple of it all because their whole life has been spent arguing black is white, it's all about bending the rules.

Fuck 'em. Simple reform not mentioned anywhere: no lawyer may become and MP (that should lose about half the cunts straight away).

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I thought they all sat on the board of this, that and the other, at far nicer sums than you or I would ever earn?

Don't tell me they find themselves having to sign on like the rest of us?

Mark Wadsworth said...

"one of their second homes"LOL!


By definition, you can only have one second home; the next one is a third home etc.


Stan said...

"Most of our members simply cannot afford the bus fare to come down to London to use their passes in that way,"Okay, I've only had a couple of hours sleep but that has to be a joke, surely?