A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
My cat does all of these things and more. Should I be taking out life insurance?
Sure. Just make sure the cat understands it's not the beneficiary!
Cats live their entire lives in a constant state of disappointment and frustration that they are not big enough to kill us. It's what they dream about.
Oh, oh! If I'm not blogging in the morning, I'm being digested...Oh, wait! I use 'Post Options' to schedule posts. I'll never be missed until it's far too late! ;)
Maybe some cat lovers can help me out here , but my next door neighbours cat, is somewhat strange to say the bastard least... get this the dirty little puss only digs a hole, has a shit then buries the said shit with a whole heap of dirt !Is this normal ?
can we buy brown a cat? maybe a Bengal tiger would look nice in No10.
My cats are definitely not trying to kill me, althoughI suspect they'd become willing accomplices if I chose to bump off the Twins....The Penguin.
Hilarious! I've always thought that, if human/cat sizes were equal, cats would kill us all.
i´ve got two cats & four pigeons and as a deterent and warning i whip the fuck out of the pair of em with a bamboo feather duster smothered in pigeon drink water mixed with pigeon shite but do´nt tell the wife? by the way when i was a kid i used to throw them from the tenth floor of the multi-storeys so they could see thier lives flash before them!
Fucking hell, I'd better call Guido and ask him if he wants his windowlickers back. :o)
Ask a stupid puffy kestion get stupid answer!
don´t knock yer rearders?my first comments on your blog and you fucking think i´m a window licking mong,the only answer i can say as a massive reply to the greatest clown on earth to the man full of wit and repettoire to the killer clown of the internet to the red haired wonder of daredevilness?fucking red nosed cunt
I'm pleased to see you entering into the spirit of things. :o)
Fucking hell, Obo, your window-licker radar is in top notch condition.These pigeon fanciers are all perverts.Mind you, smoked pigeon breast with a bit of balsamic on a bed of fresh young salad leaves, nice glass of well oaked Chardonnay, I could fancy a bit of pigeon myself.The Penguin
Typical of clowns & penguins ?circus cunts team handed!
Harri @1219Totally normal, a bit more hygenic than your aveage dog, just coils one down and waits for a kid to fall in it
Demon.What with a shovel ?It was only a matter of time.
Smothered by a pussy...I can think of worse ways to go..
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