Thursday, 30 July 2009

Aaaah, bless!

Poor old Kezza, the nasties have upset the poor little mite:

I think the Telegraph has a cheek to ask such questions. It's up to my constituents surely to decide whether they think I'm doing a good job and putting in the hours, and seeing as I have a blog and a website and am fairly often in the local media I think they're in a pretty good position to judge whether I am actually working during recess or sunning myself on a beach somewhere from July 22nd to October 12th. And of course people soon realise whether you're turning up to events or not. But -what next? Publishing our time sheets online at the end of every week? Clocking in at the beginning and end of every day? Electronic tagging?


Well, I guess it's handy that the only time we see the Commons is at PMQ's. And isn't that a vibrant, buzzing sample of how enthusiastic and committed our MP's are? It's just a pity that the rest of the time, the Commons is practically deserted. So yes, you arrogant cunt, I for one would be delighted to have each of you tagged with a GPS sensor and have you log (and have audited, weekly) timesheets to show what you do with your days, not just during the recess, but during the whole year.

Because I don't think you fuckers work nearly as hard as you claim to. Ever.

9 comments:

Dick Puddlecote said...

Employers wish to see their employees' time sheets. We are her employer. Where's the problem?

Gigits said...

Well said. Tag the bastards all year round.

microdave said...

"Clocking in at the beginning and end of every day?"
What, exactly, is the problem with this???

Millions of "ordinary" people (the ones who pay her fucking wages) have to do this every working day. And some of them have to clock out just to go to the toilet. Arrogant cow....

Fullonface said...

Well well. Frightened of a bit of open government! Tag the bastards....

Fullonface said...

Thinking further - the bastards would have no qualms monitoring us. Oh yeah we have the most CCTVs in the world! Lets not tag-em - strap a camera to their heads so we can watch what they do - online!!!

Edgar said...

I left a comment but, of course, moderation is on. So far, there is only one commenter, apparently a supporter. Oh, well, what do we expect from the thieves and shirkers ... ?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

One rule for one and another for the rest of us peasants. I could puke I'm so angry.

wv: fulthy

Anonymous said...

Well, there is a downside to what you say.

We can see the mess those people have created by being lazy bastards.

I can sarcely imagine how much worse it would be if they were actually industrious!

I seriously think that the least they do, the less worse off we are.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@60 - if it's fulthy, yu'd buttuh clun it thun. :o)