I went out for dinner tonight, nice little bistro down the high street. Nothing fancy, simple tasty food. It was quite busy, so I was close to the kitchen in a little alcove with two other tables, one of which was empty. But that was fine, because the two women at the other table
WERE MAKING ENOUGH FUCKING NOISE TO FILL UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING RESTAURANT WITH THEIR VACUOUS, FLATULENT WITTERING!!!!
Listen, you fucking spacktards, nobody gives a flying fuck about the worthless drivel that constitutes your miserable, bitchy, retarded fucking lives. And we certainly don't want to hear your vacuous opinion about "Mark in accounts" or "that ginger one with the pretty wife."
AND WE SURE AS FUCK DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THEM AT A VOLUME THAT WOULD DROWN OUT THE CONCORDE TAKING OFF, YOU FUCKING CROSS-EYED COCKSUCKERS!!!
I now have a blinding headache and my fucking ears are ringing. I hope the pair of you die painfully in a fucking car crash, you annoying, insulting, offensive, rude, wittering CUNTS!!