Friday, 17 July 2009

BBC cunts

Before I left the "hote-hell" yesterday I was watching that juicy early-morning news tart, the speccy one with the lips that are designed primarily for blow-jobs. My idle ruminations were severely undone by my unfortunate mistake of listening to what she said for a few seconds. The thrust of the issue was that "drinking is a problem and some people want the price put up and others want the drinking age to be raised."

As though these are the only two options. Listen love, you're well tasty and I'd gladly bend you over the sofa and give you a good seeing-to, but leave the thinking to the grown-ups, OK?

In the meantime, may I suggest another option that BBC news-twats might do well to think upon as a default position for all their statist pandering?

Why doesn't the government just get the fuck out of people's lives for a change? Let people who want a fucking drink, have a fucking drink. It's none of your God-damned motherfucking business if people want to drink.

Dozy cunt.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, you're only mad because you stopped concentrating and your hand flew off the end. Which bin did that go in then?

Anonymous said...

I don't watch the idiot lantern. Of whom do you speak?

You're right about BBC bias though. I get their RSS feed full of tractor production statistics, compliments about the Prime Moron, and reports (paid for by us) stating that 'something must be done' about smoking/drinking/global warming^W^Wclimate change.

I thought that Goebbels was dead.

Wesley Groves said...

Broadcasting House delenda est.

Herman Goebbels said...

>I thought that Goebbels was dead.

Many pipple sink zat.

Zey are WRONG!

Catosays said...

Aaaaah, we're talking of Kate Silverton here.....has a daydream...wakes up to reality....bollocks.

Rob Farrington said...

Millions of people, including myself, can have a drink without ever getting into a fight, shouting "get 'em out for the lads" to innocent nuns , or doing an elephant stampede impression with the inventive use of turned-out pockets and an exposed willy.

OK, some people can't take their booze and end up making a nuisance of themselves. But aren't there already laws to deal with that kind of thing?

Oh sorry, I forgot. I might not actually ever wake up in bed with a road sign and a policeman's helmet next to me, but I might be doing damage to my liver by exceeding my daily quota of pulled-out-of-someone's-arse-alcohol units.

And it's not really my liver, after all. My body belongs to the state, along with a large proportion of the money I bother getting out of bed and going to work for.

AND I'm an Evil Smoker, too. No, no - please don't anyone try to make me feel better by pointing out that the additional taxes we dish out* should more than pay for any NHS treatment for smoking-related diseases. After that tax gets pissed up the wall, along with our NI contributions, there's just nothing left for expensive drugs to treat cancer sufferers. It's All Our Fault.

* Well, not me - I just bought 600 Marlboro when I was over in the US last week. Price from a gas station in Alabama - $29.99 for a carton of 200 cigs, and my girlfriend is going to send me more through the post whenever I want them. Well done, Labour - your extortionate taxes mean that I pay cig tax to the US government rather than you.

Wesley Groves said...

Kate Silverton is rank.I wouldn't even with yours. Vicki Binns. Phwaor.

Anonymous said...

"Wesley Groves said...

Kate Silverton is rank.I wouldn't even with yours. Vicki Binns. Phwaor."

Fuck off McEgan, everyone knows you only do black men.

Rob Farrington said...

Wesley, I couldn't agree more about Vicky Binns.

I once caught a film that she had a part in, where she walked out of the sea naked. I can't remember what it was called now, but I'm sure that I could do some seriously pervy research and then watch it again online.

Needless to say, I couldn't uncross my legs for several minutes.

That girl who plays Maria is nice too, and I might even go for that new hairdresser bimbo type, after a few very-bad-for-me pints of cider.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

She probably has two degrees and earns 90k. Pity we don't get our money's worth. How come they earn so much?

The red haired chap that often sits next to her is definitely the thinking woman's crumpet though. Even I would...

Tuesday Kid said...

Totally fucking agree. Binge drinking? What a load of shit, binge implies lack of control. In my perfectly sober mind I make the choice to get wrecked, I don't lose control. Fuckers.

Wesley Groves said...

Rob that is my future wife you are talking about! Anon who the hell is McEgan? You seem obsessed by black male genitalia. Try reading the Torygraph.

Ian B said...

Price raised or age raised- which will they choose?

Both.

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