Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Is O'Leary bonkers?

The low-cost airline would charge passengers less on "bar stools" with seat belts around their waists.

Michael O'Leary, the chief executive, has already held talks with US plane manufacturer Boeing about designing an aircraft with standing room.

What? Dude, seriously, what the fuckety fucking fuck are you fucking smoking? Standing room flights? You want people to fucking stand up for hours while they fly? Just out of idle curiosity, what would the "brace" position look like for standing passengers?

Enough with the fucking stupid ideas already you fucking madman.

Bristol, if you would care to apply your clown magic to Mr O'Leary, I'd be most grateful.

10 comments:

Carpsio said...

I can't see where else he can take this, short of paying his passengers to dangle from the wings.

Anonymous said...

I was actually quite tempted to take a flight with these fuckers after the whole 5 quid to pee thing, just so I could take a dump in the aisle...

Z.

wonderfulforhisage said...

Far from bonkers; he's a brilliant publicist. And I see he's conned you into taking part in his free advertising campaign.

Cold said...

I'm afraid to say that the man's an appalling cunt.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@wonderful: I did wonder if it was all just a publicity thing, but it would seem to me that he only wants masochists to fly with him.

Damo Mackerel said...

It's just a PR stunt.

Here's a vid where he announces his beds and blowjobs service. Notice how he has the pen in his mouth. I wonder what Freud would say of that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE

microdave said...

I can't, for the life of me, see him ever getting this past the CAA. Just think of the "Compensayshun" implications when one of his highly pressurised pilots stuffs up a landing, and lots of injuries or worse occur.

Sure he's a brilliant publicist, but why would any sane person WANT to travel like that, just to save a few quid?

David Gillies said...

I reckon most of these stunts are designed to soften people up so that when he introduces some batshit insane policy like banning hold baggage or charging you to have a piss everyone says, "well at least he's not making us fly standing up". It's a favourite Labour tactic, too.

jus'askin said...

"Just out of idle curiosity, what would the "brace" position look like for standing passengers?"

Put your head between your knees & kiss your neighbours arse goodbye.

JP said...

I just ranted about this fuckertwat

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Have a read.