What? Dude, seriously, what the fuckety fucking fuck are you fucking smoking? Standing room flights? You want people to fucking stand up for hours while they fly? Just out of idle curiosity, what would the "brace" position look like for standing passengers?
The low-cost airline would charge passengers less on "bar stools" with seat belts around their waists.
Michael O'Leary, the chief executive, has already held talks with US plane manufacturer Boeing about designing an aircraft with standing room.
Enough with the fucking stupid ideas already you fucking madman.
Bristol, if you would care to apply your clown magic to Mr O'Leary, I'd be most grateful.