A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
Smart! Don't forget to empty all the provided toiletries down the bog, use all the towels, all the spare pillows.And if you smear Colemans French Mustard round the Khazi seat, well ... you get the picture.AJWV: Phyls - name of the woman who'll be cleaning the bog seat.
If they have curtain poles, prawns stuffed in the ends are an interesting leaving gift.
Good man, stick it to the cunts.
How have things come to this? You stay in a hotel and get bombarded with instructions about doing this and that to save the planet. You're paying them to provide you with a service, that's all. This in this bin, that in that bin, carbon footprint, no pubes in the bath, it's all utter bollocks. Even accepting the hypothesis behind their diktats, what difference would it make if everyone who stayed in a hotel anywhere in the world did what they require? Absolutely no difference to anything, that's what. These people are engaged in a dedicated exercise of utterly pointless gestures, there's no substance to it. It drives me nuts.
The prawn thing is very good a friend and I did this when we got made redundant, we got a load,crushed em up and put them on the light fitting outside his office.sad but sooooooo funny it stunk.alternatively get a pint of maggots wait till they turn and leave em somewhere out the way.1000 flies all at once.
rawns stuffed in the ends are an interesting leaving giftBiodegradable, too. But don't waste food - eat the prawns and position the shells and heads. Think of all the starving urchins in Africa.
All this bollocks about not using all the towels has fuck all to do with "saving the planet" anyway. It's all about saving money on laundering the guest linen. It's corporate penny-pinching dressed up as petty authoritarian moralising in the name of some spurious "Green" agenda- it's a load of hypocritical shite. They really are utter, utter cunts.
If you take the towels home with you it saves them having to wash them anyway...Seemples :o)
Just this morning I received an email from the professional institute to which I used to be proud to belong. The Institute, in common with the majority of "professional" associations, is now a business run mainly for the benefit of the apparatchiks who man its offices, the ruling council which holds monthly meetings where the councillors mouth fashionable platitues about climate change and the government whose policies and nostrums are transmitted without demur (under penalty of fines or exclusion) by the Institute to the poor sods who pay the Institute's subscription fees.Anyway, the email asked me to opt to receive my renewal and other end-of-year documentation by email rather than via the Royal Mail "to reduce" it claimed "the Institute's carbon footprint". As it happens I was already receiving (and responding to) the Institute's crap online anyway. Not anymore: I changed my preference to paper/postman delivery immediately. The same occurred yesterday with NatWest - I will now receive my statements via Muswell Hill sorting office rather than online. These people are shit. As Mussolini (I think) said: the first phase of fascism should be called "corporatism" since it consists of an alliance of government and (usually) big business.
You should empty your bowels into the recycling bin in the morning. Let them sort through the plastic,bottles,tins and err.. other shit.
OOOOH! what a rebel
If some idiot sends me an email with 'Please consider the environment before printing this', I print two copies just in case I forget.
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