A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
Oh, yes.I'm planning to move to the US, and one thing I hope to do at least once in my life is to program my alarm to play a depressingly cheerful tune, and then take advantage of the liberal gun laws in the American South by shooting the fucking thing.Not that I'm a naturally aggressive person or a psycho, or anything. Honest!
I don't have an alarm. As I work nights, the wife always wakes me. Back in the honeymoon period I was awoken with a friendly hand job or a quickie.Nowadays the duvet is the only thing being tugged off in our bed...
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