Since your doctors surgery can't even manage a repeat prescription request, I can't see any point in this course of action.
Try an old remedy - apply a large plaster, or bandage if you can manage it, with plenty of honey. Leave it alone for a week, and it will be as good as new!
There has been some recent research which confirms the antiseptic & healing properties of this traditional remedy.
In future a full risk assessment should be carried out before attempting to engage in such dangerous activity. Full protective clothing should be worn, including high visibility jackets and both the a fire engine and an ambulance should be on standby. All as laid down in the European Directive on cooking outside your home. On the plus side at least we were spared a photo of the injury, unlike Old Holborns partial thumboptomy earlier in the week.
Hope you have learned your lesson: always wear a fireproof vest when i/c BBQ. Best to get the au pair to do cooking. Treatment for burnt nipple: Savlon or Germoline. Or cut it off cos men do not really need them. Regards.
Options 1, 2 and 3 are clearly irrelevant. And 4 is a bit wimpy, so it clearly has to be 5 - Annex the Sudetenland and invade Poland.
If you happen to get defeated by the allies and brought in front of a tribunal you can argue that you were suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and so weren't really aware of what you were doing.
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Plus a light dressing (do not allow sweat or whatever to build up). Use a light gauze.
"3. Go see a doctor?"
Since your doctors surgery can't even manage a repeat prescription request, I can't see any point in this course of action.
Try an old remedy - apply a large plaster, or bandage if you can manage it, with plenty of honey. Leave it alone for a week, and it will be as good as new!
There has been some recent research which confirms the antiseptic & healing properties of this traditional remedy.
Claim for incapacity benefit, never work again and then suplement your new income with 6 bastard children.
In future a full risk assessment should be carried out before attempting to engage in such dangerous activity. Full protective clothing should be worn, including high visibility jackets and both the a fire engine and an ambulance should be on standby. All as laid down in the European Directive on cooking outside your home.
On the plus side at least we were spared a photo of the injury, unlike Old Holborns partial thumboptomy earlier in the week.
@Martin, I've already got one child that I'm not sure is mine, I don't need another five!
@Brewblogger, so what you're saying is you want to see a photo of my tit? :o>
"Leave it alone for a week, and it will be as good as new!"
And if it rots and drops off, well, you weren't planning on using it, were you? ;)
6 - Take a photo and send it to a gay fetish website.
Wire brush and dettol.
Serves you right for swanning around in the nude anyway! Could have been worse, you could have BBQ'd your chipolata.
1 and 2 in combination.
Annex the Sudetenland and invade Poland.
Because it's the right thing to do in these turbulent global economic times, which started in America.
@Snowolf ... already done. :o)
Brush lightly with oil and do the other side for two minutes, serve with salad and some ranch dressing.
Hope you have learned your lesson: always wear a fireproof vest when i/c BBQ. Best to get the au pair to do cooking. Treatment for burnt nipple: Savlon or Germoline. Or cut it off cos men do not really need them. Regards.
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and you want to use Acriflex Burn Cream , not Savlon or Germoline
Now I know why my various burns always scarred! Is it still alright to use savlon or germoline (love the smell) on sore members? lol
You could always audition for the part of Scarmanga.
fuck it! Scaramanga
Get a vitamin e capsule, mix with turmeric into nice paste Apply to wound and cover with dry dressing.
tape and repeat after 24 hours.
You will be left with virtually no permanent scarring.
Please try it You'll be amazed at how easily it repairs itself.
Options 1, 2 and 3 are clearly irrelevant. And 4 is a bit wimpy, so it clearly has to be 5 - Annex the Sudetenland and invade Poland.
If you happen to get defeated by the allies and brought in front of a tribunal you can argue that you were suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and so weren't really aware of what you were doing.
BBQs are D A N G E R O U S!
Im sure Nulab could invent some law protecting your nipple against further mishaps. Maybe a fine?
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