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Monday, 3 August 2009
Apology?
My adoring fans, to whom I gave short shrift this weekend as I drove fast cars, cavorted with a hot woman and drank gallons of delightful champers, I can only say:
Cavort? Did it involve any kind of penetration? Can't imagine what kind of wimmin would let you "cavort". Or were they charging? I had two days' of bliss with the barmaid and her wonderful titties. Toodle pip.
9 comments:
You got stopped for speeding then?
..and then cried and wet yourself?
You look like Tim Curry in It. Why did I go from 30 comments to 27? Has special branch been nicking my comments?
I am you.
LIAR!!! Fast car? You rented a volvo...A Hot woman?....probably your mum....Champers?...more like Cava
Finished daydreaming?? good now get back to work...
more like Cava
More like Lambrini, actually
@oleuanna ... life is great. It's especially pleasant when you outrage paupers, to boot.
@Bristols: This is not Gemini-Phoenix. :o>
white-lightning!
Cavort? Did it involve any kind of penetration? Can't imagine what kind of wimmin would let you "cavort". Or were they charging? I had two days' of bliss with the barmaid and her wonderful titties. Toodle pip.
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