Monday, 3 August 2009

Apology?

My adoring fans, to whom I gave short shrift this weekend as I drove fast cars, cavorted with a hot woman and drank gallons of delightful champers, I can only say:

Nee-ner! Nee-ner!

Don't you wish you were me?

9 comments:

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

You got stopped for speeding then?

SaltedSlug said...

..and then cried and wet yourself?

Wesley Groves said...

You look like Tim Curry in It. Why did I go from 30 comments to 27? Has special branch been nicking my comments?

Obnoxio The CIown said...

I am you.

Oleuanna said...

LIAR!!! Fast car? You rented a volvo...A Hot woman?....probably your mum....Champers?...more like Cava

Finished daydreaming?? good now get back to work...

Bristol Dave said...

more like Cava

More like Lambrini, actually

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@oleuanna ... life is great. It's especially pleasant when you outrage paupers, to boot.

@Bristols: This is not Gemini-Phoenix. :o>

Karen said...

white-lightning!

Lexander said...

Cavort? Did it involve any kind of penetration? Can't imagine what kind of wimmin would let you "cavort". Or were they charging? I had two days' of bliss with the barmaid and her wonderful titties. Toodle pip.