Monday, 3 August 2009

Harridan Harmperson

OK, apart from the fact that Caroline Flint looks reasonably fuckable, there's a lot of similarity between their menstrual witterings: namely the bitterness of incompetent women who can't understand why nasty evil men can't see their innate genius and greatness.

Newsflash, you miserable fucking harpies: even by the risible standards of the current government, you're both fucking useless. So do us all a favour, loves, shut the fuck up and go put the tea on.

Ta much!

Update: Things have come to a pretty pass when you find something as sensible as this from someone as vacuous as Lauren Penny.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"....do us all a favour, loves, shut the fuck up and go put the tea on."

And while you're about it give me underpants a rinse out.

Bristol Dave said...

She is "reasonably" fuckable as in she doesn't look like a fucking man as Harperson does, but would you actually fuck her?

She'd be thinking of Gordon the whole time, surely.

curly15 said...

Dear me, I cannot picture what Bristol Dave means!

the man who fell back to bed said...

nail=head interface.