Please, Jack, PLEASE!

Damn straight:

... men and women across Britain pleaded with Jack Dromey to take her to a West End show, fill her full of champagne and then close his eyes and just get on with it.

Oh, and stick you cock in her face for a bit to shut the silly bitch up for five minutes.

Ta everso!

Harridan Harmperson

OK, apart from the fact that Caroline Flint looks reasonably fuckable, there's a lot of similarity between their menstrual witterings: namely the bitterness of incompetent women who can't understand why nasty evil men can't see their innate genius and greatness.

Newsflash, you miserable fucking harpies: even by the risible standards of the current government, you're both fucking useless. So do us all a favour, loves, shut the fuck up and go put the tea on.

Ta much!

Update: Things have come to a pretty pass when you find something as sensible as this from someone as vacuous as Lauren Penny.

Jaw-dropping

I simply cannot believe my eyes:

"Sir Fred should not be counting on being £650,000 a year better off as a result of this because it is not going to happen," she said.

"The Prime Minister has said it is not acceptable and therefore it will not be accepted.

"It might be enforceable in a court of law this contract, but it's not enforceable in the court of public opinion and that's where the Government steps in."

Lady, are you fucked in the head, or what? Since fucking when does the court of public opinion count for fucking shit? And where do you get the idea that public opinion is in favour of the Shred losing his pension anyway? I'm all for YOU losing your pension, you hypocritical fascist little bitch, but I can't see you getting all het up about that!

Where the fuck do you get off with this kind of lunatic assertion?

Update: TDM brings some levity to the situation.