... men and women across Britain pleaded with Jack Dromey to take her to a West End show, fill her full of champagne and then close his eyes and just get on with it.
Oh, and stick you cock in her face for a bit to shut the silly bitch up for five minutes.
Ta everso!
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it's what they all need, you know.
Leaving the obvious sexism aside for a moment, it's noticeable that people (male and female) who are well-fed and well-fucked are less likely to want to interfere with everyone else's lives, as they are getting fulfilment in their own. So the DM article is substantially true. As well as funny.
Then buy her a new frock.
The same patriotic appeal could be made to David Walker - or Mr Toynbee as he is better known.
@Umbongo: Even I am not that sick.
Ohhhhh pass me the fucking sick bag, honestly, I'm no oil painting but her...puuullleeessseee!
"...it's noticeable that people (male and female) who are well-fed and well-fucked are less likely to want to interfere with everyone else's lives..."
Polly Toynbee, George Monbiot, 'Blinky' Balls...
You know, you may be onto something...
Yeah, but the Balls / Cooper thing is a mare: who'd want to fuck either of them?
(Apart from Helen Keller maybe, and she's dead.)
Hamas will take 'em off our hands for £4k a piece (i.e. we pay them) and find them willing and thankful partners.
I might be able to negotiate a discount for bulk.
pass the mind bleach....extra thick.
I could not, no amount of date rape drugs, pills, the thought of porking Harperson. Yuck.
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