Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Please, Jack, PLEASE!

Damn straight:

... men and women across Britain pleaded with Jack Dromey to take her to a West End show, fill her full of champagne and then close his eyes and just get on with it.


Oh, and stick you cock in her face for a bit to shut the silly bitch up for five minutes.

Ta everso!

11 comments:

SaltedSlug said...

it's what they all need, you know.

Richard said...

Leaving the obvious sexism aside for a moment, it's noticeable that people (male and female) who are well-fed and well-fucked are less likely to want to interfere with everyone else's lives, as they are getting fulfilment in their own. So the DM article is substantially true. As well as funny.

SteveShark said...

Then buy her a new frock.

Umbongo said...

The same patriotic appeal could be made to David Walker - or Mr Toynbee as he is better known.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Umbongo: Even I am not that sick.

TheBigYin said...

Ohhhhh pass me the fucking sick bag, honestly, I'm no oil painting but her...puuullleeessseee!

JuliaM said...

"...it's noticeable that people (male and female) who are well-fed and well-fucked are less likely to want to interfere with everyone else's lives..."

Polly Toynbee, George Monbiot, 'Blinky' Balls...

You know, you may be onto something...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Yeah, but the Balls / Cooper thing is a mare: who'd want to fuck either of them?

(Apart from Helen Keller maybe, and she's dead.)

woman on a raft said...

Hamas will take 'em off our hands for £4k a piece (i.e. we pay them) and find them willing and thankful partners.

I might be able to negotiate a discount for bulk.

Mitch said...

pass the mind bleach....extra thick.

Fidothedog said...

I could not, no amount of date rape drugs, pills, the thought of porking Harperson. Yuck.