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Monday, 3 August 2009
Car pimples?
While out and about yesterday, I drove past several cars of a ricers persuasion that appeared to have car pimples: the cars were red, but the mirrors were bright yellow. Can anyone enlighten me as to what Barry is thinking here?
I think you've hit the answer by describing them by the US term "ricer" rather than the UK term "barry".
I think the yellow bits are a phenomenon that has arrived from over the pond, reserved for the cheapest, most pikey of car modifiers. The practice comes from the scientific fact that painting bits of your car yellow makes it faster. It is based on the same principle as driving with fog lights on when it's not foggy.
They can't afford properly quick cars and because they are retarded they think yellow mirrors makes their heaps go faster! I always shunt them with my ancient v8 Land Rover when I come across them in pub car parks. Toodle pip.
It sounds like an update from the go faster stripes I put on my Ford Escort 1.3L in 1981. Swore blind I got 5 mph extra in 4th gear ( 5th gear wasn't invented then )
7 comments:
Ricer as in rice, not chips?
So full of pus on the inside that it's leaching out through the door seals?
Potato ricer? Makes excellent mash.
They don't "think" anymore the state does it for them or Max Power magazine.
If they showed a turd on the roof some daft chavs would follow suit.
I think you've hit the answer by describing them by the US term "ricer" rather than the UK term "barry".
I think the yellow bits are a phenomenon that has arrived from over the pond, reserved for the cheapest, most pikey of car modifiers. The practice comes from the scientific fact that painting bits of your car yellow makes it faster. It is based on the same principle as driving with fog lights on when it's not foggy.
They can't afford properly quick cars and because they are retarded they think yellow mirrors makes their heaps go faster! I always shunt them with my ancient v8 Land Rover when I come across them in pub car parks. Toodle pip.
It sounds like an update from the go faster stripes I put on my Ford Escort 1.3L in 1981.
Swore blind I got 5 mph extra in 4th gear ( 5th gear wasn't invented then )
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