Christ, so after a day on the roads, today I had to endure the horror of the British rail system. Why is there always some fucking spaz who feels it's his right to fucking bellow on at the top his voice? Why is there always some fucking boot-faced old munter who thinks it's "cute" or "adorable" to let their fucking hellspawn run riot in the train, screaming at the top of their voices, jumping up and down on the seats and generally causing mayhem?
It's so fucking loud it not only gets through the doors in first class, but also through my noise-cancelling fucking headphones.
You don't see this shit anywhere else in Europe, unless, of course, you happen to have the misfortune of travelling with other Brits. Why are we as a nation so fucking unpleasant and uncivilised?