Christ, so after a day on the roads, today I had to endure the horror of the British rail system. Why is there always some fucking spaz who feels it's his right to fucking bellow on at the top his voice? Why is there always some fucking boot-faced old munter who thinks it's "cute" or "adorable" to let their fucking hellspawn run riot in the train, screaming at the top of their voices, jumping up and down on the seats and generally causing mayhem?
It's so fucking loud it not only gets through the doors in first class, but also through my noise-cancelling fucking headphones.
You don't see this shit anywhere else in Europe, unless, of course, you happen to have the misfortune of travelling with other Brits. Why are we as a nation so fucking unpleasant and uncivilised?
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I've had shite rail trips abroad but perhaps if the yelling is in English then it is worse.
No, you were right the first time: FUCK THE ENGLISH!!
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We never used to be... perhaps the English are thoroughly pissed off and downright angry with being walked over!
Since when has British Rail been English then?
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Nothing to do with the rail operator, which, IIRC is owned by porridge wogs, but everything to do with the moronic, imbecilic passengers. Or "cunts" as I like to call them.
I was on a train from Venice to Florence where the carriage ran with rivers of urine. I took first class for the return journey.
I usually quite like going by train.
WV: toraill
Whatever happened to the "quiet carriage" idea?
A while back I had the "pleasure" of travelling on an Arriva train coming back from a hard days graft.
Some kid came running up the carriage yelling at fuck all, being annoying.
I let this pass for about 6 times, then stuck my leg out catching said feral sprog and sending it flying arse over tip.
Naturally it was looking everywhere except in front of it.
Sadly I did not think at the time to film it, else it would have ended up on Youtube.
I was smiling for days afterwards.
There's an answer........take the fucking coach or walk you peasant moron.
Whenever a Jock comes south you can bet two things are gonna happen....
1/ the wanker will moan incessantly about everything and anything.
2/ it will always be the fault of the English.
If i had my way there'd be broken glass and razor wire the length of Hadrians wall. The whole area would resemble the demilitarised zone between North and South Korea.
Top 5 Scottish exports
1/ Druggies
2/ Drunks
3/ Homosexuals
4/ MPs
5/ Whining cunts
Spot fucking on.
There's some kind of rude, bumptious and above all, attention seeking trait in people from this country that carries over even when people go abroad.
I've started to use the trains a lot more to get to work and I've really noticed how horrendous people are - truly woeful behaviour in public.
Fucking losers.
I remember being on a train with a kid who was being an annoying little fuck in the same carriage. His father told him to shut up or he'd throw him out of the window. The kid took no notice so the father picked him up and held him out out of the window for a few seconds. The kid was quiet for the rest of the journey. Made me smile.
Of course today the windows don't open and even if they did, the father would be immediately arrested at the next station.
At least they kept their lighters to themselves .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8209936.stm
"Some people hate the English. I don't. I think they're wankers. But we're worse. Couldn't even find a decent nation to be colonised by, just a bunch of effete arseholes." Renton in Trainspotting.
In the days of "a good slap" they usually calmed down quite quickly once they'd stopped crying. Now, thanks to Labour, we are expected to allow the little darlings to EXPRESS themselves without any risk of chastisement because, as any child knows, the parent in question would be arrested and charged with assault.
Are you still here, porridge wog? If you hate us so much, why don't ypu go home and post all your blogs in gaelic or whatever gutteral jibbering you barbarians use?
Awa' wi' ye, gang and piss up your kilt!
Fuck's sake, anonymong: I AM FUCKING ENGLISH.
You chippy cretinous cunt.
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