Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Bon!

Bloody hell! All these years I've just thought that France was a necessary evil that you had to cross to get elsewhere.

And now I'm in the middle-to-south bits for a few days, I've finally twigged why some people go on and on about it. It's fucking lovely. And bugger me, so are the locals!

7 comments:

Oleuanna said...

Damn it and shit..... please don't move there....

Snowolf said...

Garlic, shrugging, going on strike, burning sheep, surrendering, 6 hour lunch breaks, going on strike, wearing stripy shirts, losing discipline on the rugby field, going on strike.

Once you factor out the Parisiens, the French are pretty cool.

Parts of it are excellent, unfortunately not the bits I have to visit on a regular basis.

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

Was in France a few weeks ago, south west of Nantes on the coast. Lovely seafood, lovely roads and lovely ambiance.

Shame the prices were higher than expected due to the 30% drop in sterling...thanks to that fucking cunt of a monocular stench-trumpet, nostril mining, stuttering, sucking-farts-out-of-a-swan's-backside, chocolate starfish licking prime mentalist.

Anonymous said...

I`m not going to chance it if the locals are likely to bugger me.

John Bull (the arisen spirit of) said...

Spawn of Bonaparte,not for me lad.

Pogo said...

Just don't fuck things up too much while you're there young clown... It (ie middle-to-south) is where I'm going to live.

A.B. Gordon said...

Would Special Branch give me a van load of money so that I can live in France and not try out mercury tilt switches on plods unmarked cars?