Tuesday, 1 September 2009

From the vaults (an occasional series) - Global Warming

Fuck, this really burns my arse: what the cunting fuck is it with people and global warming? The fucking planet has been changing temperature and climate since it was formed. Freak weather and natural disasters have been with us since history has been recorded. No-one has actually proven that burning carbon fuels causes global warming, and the same fucking sandalistas who say that we're all going to drown in the boiling oceans swollen by the molten polar ice also say that it could cause the planet to get really cold, which would freeze the polar ice again and we'd all be in a fucking frozen desert. Source

But still the cunting lentilists have a ready made stick with which to beat anyone they don't like. Source

Anyone who dares to challenge the inevitability of global warming caused by fossil fuel is immediately ostracised and marginalised. The fuckers even excommunicated one of their own lentilists because he said that the money spent on implementing the Kyoto Protocol would be better spent on on preparing for the consequences of global warming. He didn't deny or attempt to disprove global warming, he just (rightly) pointed out that Kyoto was an inefficient pork-barrel crock of shit. Source

On another forum today, I read this gem:

a bearded lentilist wrote:
I wonder if what has happened in New Oreans will make the US think a bit harder about it's attitiude towards climate change...?


Yes, there was never, ever in the history of the planet, a tornado or a hurricane before those damn Americans started burning all that fuel. Source

Climate change is a fucking reality, we're coming out of a goddamn ice age and heading back to the planet's normal temperature (which is a lot fucking hotter than now.) Source But it's got fuck all to do with fuel burning and no fucking amount of ANYTHING man can do is going to reverse or slow it down. When we hit the next ice age, then it will chill out again. Bet the cunting sandalistas will be running around blaming the Americans for that too.

For fuck's sake -- you live in a dynamic ecosystem -- fucking get over it!


Originally posted here.

17 comments:

Mitch said...

They are wittering about this on CIF, that arse bandit G moonbatshit is trying to convince the sandle wearers that he knows best.
Fuckin mongs took 2 of my posts down already just for quoting facts.....no abuse just facts.

John Bull said...

When they try to make my cows fart into a bottle i will know were all doomed,death by the bearded horde.

Bill d'Sarse said...

In 3 billion years, our sun will expand into a reg giant and completely consume the Earth. All of it. Everything on it. Poof - it's gone. Global warming? Pah! A mere soupcon of what's to come.

I ask, nay demand that the beardy lentils act now, right now, to stop this. I recommend that they find a very small uninhabited island where they should all sit on it as soon as possible and shut the f*ck up. This may have the added bonus of solving the current climate change problem.

Timothy Wallace said...

I tried reading the Rough Guide to Climate Change, which is meant to cut through the crap and tell it straight (well, tell us that climate change is man made, any way). Failed to convince me. http://bit.ly/3YQ8GG

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Joe Public said...

Of course Climate Change is happening, W H Smugg categorises "An Inconvenient Truth" as non-fiction.

bayard said...

I'll believe that global warming and increased CO2 levels go together, but which comes first, eh?
Mind you there's a lot to be said for cutting back on oil usage that has fuck all to do with global warming.

Atheist Ranter said...

With superb Aussie fuck'm attitude this guy, scientist who knows what he's on about, puts the case that man made global warming is bollocks quite succinctly. For the humour alone it's worth listening to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOLkze-9GcI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN06JSi-SW8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCXDISLXTaY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQQGFZHSno

Robin B'stard MP said...

Has anyone researched the damage done to the environment by all the hot air these lentil munching sandalistas expel during the course of one of their gatherings?

I bet their on par with their methane emitting bovine brothers........

Captain Swing said...

Mitch -you can never win an argument against these global warming mongs on forums.They would believe the earth was flat if Al Gore told them so.I must mix with strange people but I have yet to meet anyone in person that actually believes this man made global warming shit.Most people see it for what it is -another means to tax us until the pips squeak.
Anyone with half a brain and a basic knowledge of chemistry knows
its all total bollocks.

Ed P said...

AND BP's recent "big find" of oil, 10,000 metres down,really undermines all those idiots who still believe oil comes from a biological source. The Russians worked out the crust chemistry that creates oil about 100 years ago, but the vested interest (warming/change) cretins have been denying it ever since.
Change is good!

Dr Evadne said...

How about this then:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6814912.ece

Dr Evadne said...

Okay, here's the rest of it:
/article6814912.ece

Why did that happen?

bayard said...

The Earth is now so hot that it's melting the icecaps on Mars: http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2003/07aug_southpole.htm
or is it the sun doing it? Hey, if it's the sun perhaps that's what's causing the Earth to heat up. No, can't be,must be burning all those fossil fuels...

aljahom said...

Teh planet? I shit it...

http://aljahom.wordpress.com/category/global-warming-my-arse/

As they put it it in the Lib Dems' briefing, "it's all about global war, Ming."

AJ

bayard said...

@al jahom: The Met Office were right. It was a "barbecue summer". It always fucking rains when you have a barbecue, doesn't it?