Thursday, 24 September 2009

Lazy fucking cunt

I saw something today that really fucking stunned me. A bloke was walking along leafing through some kind of magazine. He finished with it, and even though he was two steps (literally, two steps!) away from a dustbin, he chose to prop in up on a window sill he was passing, where it would blow off in 2 minutes and contribute to the fucking enviro-loons nagging wankfest. So I fucking walked across the road, picked it up and threw it in the bin.

While this useless fucker was watching me from about 5 yards away.

Mate, I really, really hope you get face cancer and die screaming in agony.

You utter fucking cunt.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's nearly as bad as the utter fucking cunts who sit in their cars eating their McDonalds in the car park of my work, open the door and toss all the rubbish onto the ground.

There is a bin ten feet away, you scum.

And no, I don't work at McDonalds.

Mark Wadsworth said...

I sometimes pick up litter as well, trying to make the world a better place and all.

Chris said...

There was a better solution than that...why not just roll it into a nice tight roll yank his trousers down and work it nicely into his lower orifice!

Bet you didn't think of that - eh?

Anonymous said...

@Chris

I bet he did.

Ray said...

Possibly (only possibly) as he took the effort to prop it on a windowsill and not just drop it on the ground he thought someone else might like to take and read it.

Just a thought.

Brewblogger said...

Could have been a dead drop for the spooks. Well done Obo, don't go walking in the words anytime