And, as the local Lib Dems say, “Blogging? What sort of southern woofter rubbish is that? Writing? Oh, la de dar! Hark at you! Now, I don’t care about your blogganing, or your fancy schmansy writing or whatever it is you do to waste your time: Here’s 100 Focus leaflets - make yourself useful or get t’fuck.”
The sad thing is, they're probably right.