Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Proud to be a binge drinker



A message to any doctor, quangocrat or politician who wants me to stop:

Go fuck yourself with an empty champagne bottle, you joyless fucks.

7 comments:

Leg-iron said...

No, no, no. Champagne bottles are round.

'Stewart's Cream of the Barley' comes in a square bottle.

woman on a raft said...

Not sideways, they aren't.

SteveShark said...

Those old Mateus Rose bottles might be appropriate.

aljahom said...

Amen.

OneOfThoseFrancophiles said...

So are you just drinking the stuff, or are you actually in Reims? I recall the receptionist at the caves of Taittinger in Reims. She was the most beautiful specimin of French womanhood I ever saw in real life.

AntiCitizenOne said...

Drink VCP philistine.

Anonymous said...

methylated spirits & evo-stick all round fuck yeah