Saturday, 10 October 2009

The Bristol Chocolate Chart

Via the ever-excellent Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, this:


Fred Z said...

Good heavens, I have just come from Germany where they think 'Maltesers' are yummy caraway flavoured schnapps drinkies.

Weston Bay said...

I know this sounds like a fuckwit's question but why is it called the *Bristol* Chocolate Chart? Why not 'Cadbury' or 'Belgian' or 'Swiss'?

Feel free to call me a thick cunt...

As long as you give me an answer.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Weston Bay: You're a thick cunt.

Weston Bay said...

Well that's cleared that one up, Obo.

Oh, and thank you for calling me a cunt. I've been waiting for years and years etc. My life now feels so much more fulfilled.

Cunt. ;-)

Weston Bay said...

BTW wv. coploidd. Is that what plods get when they're not eating enough roughage?

Anonymous said...

a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
a finger of fudge is just enough and really small and neat its full of cadbury goodness and realy nice a finger of fudge is just enough to give to give your sef a treat

Anonymous said...

everyones a cadbury fruit and nut case

Anonymous said...

only the crumbleist flakeiest choclit never tasted like choclit before

Leg-iron said...

Just had a Picnic.

Well, better out than in, as my grandma used to say.

SteveShark said...

I think I may have just passed a Toblerone.
Broke off in small chunks and had a few sharp edges...

Anonymous said...

not forgeting the star bar and the unforgiving cruchy ,curlywurly with terry boy
Q whats got an hazelnut in every bite?
A squirrels shit
you red nosed cunt
marathon etc

Anonymous said...

Thank fuck that was explained. And how useful. I described 4 types in my medical diary, but now I see there is an established 7 variety scale I can use that in place of my own.

I knew the hours I spent on the blogs would come in handy one day.

Anonymous said...

what you give is what you get?
off the topic ?
ideal condensed milk!
my ideal day is a day out with granny tickling her fanny and playing with her clit?
circa 72-73