Thursday, 15 October 2009

Christ A'mighty

Geez, that fucker can talk. It was supposed to be an introductory 30-minute meeting at 09:30. I managed to escape at 16:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm fucking kippered!

9 comments:

John Demetriou said...

He probably spoke very slowly in order to make sure you understood.

I'd have done the same.

I bet one look at you, and the first thing that goes through a man's head is: "Spastic alert!"

Andy Arbuthnott said...

Dear Oboe, I'd just like to say that Tim Carr of "Dazed and Confused" is a cunt. Not in the good sense of the word either.

Dazed And Confused said...

True McEgan I certainly am, but at least I'm a cunt out in the open, and wont change my moniker every second day like some schizophrenic mental patient.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

McEgan! Fucking knew it. Twat.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@JD Actually, he talks very quickly. He's also one of those people who starts a sentence off about topic A and by the time he gets to the period, he's already covered another eight topics.

Mark Wadsworth said...

The challenge is to not say a single word and smile helpfully while going into a trance. Set yourself maths puzzles or compose blog posts in your mind or see how many names of the kids in your class at secondary school you can remember or something. While smiling helpfully and nodding approvingly.

K. G. McEgan said...

Having just seen "High praise indeed" I shall say that whilst Oboe is a top chap (ditto Mr Wadsworth) many of his readers/entourage/knuckle dragging B.N.P Ras Clarts such as D&C and Rab are not. They are fuckwits sans pareil.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Is there any other way?

Mitch said...

http://thechive.com/2009/10/mmmmmotivation-25-photos/

See Obo as a baby hohoho.