Saturday 10 October 2009

Distressing dilemma

I have two fantastic penis extensions to choose from and it's a crisp, autumnal day, perfect for a run out.

Or I can sit here and gristle at you cunts.

It's a hell of a decision I have to take.*

*Which penis extension do I go out in?

17 comments:

Ed P said...

Obviously the one that burns more fuel - you wouldn't want to disappoint the Righteous, would you?

Roue le Jour said...

Well, which did you chose, the Cortina or the Capri?

Anonymous said...

Its "grizzle"

Von Spreuth. said...

Anonymous said...

Its "grizzle"


and you are an analy retentive arse wipe. Bereft of anything resmbeling a "life", you choose to become a "grammar nazi".

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Roue: I fired up the Quattro ... :o)

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Are you having hoops with that?

S Brown said...

To Von Spreuth:

It's "anally" and "resembling". Also, strictly speaking, "nazi" should be spelled with a capital 'N'.

To 'Anonymous':

It should be "it's" ("it is" abbreviated) and not "its".

Now THAT is "anal"!

:-D

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@S Brown: I think you'll find that THIS is "anal"". ;o)

Von Spreuth. said...

S Brown said...

To Von Spreuth:

It's "anally" and "resembling". Also, strictly speaking, "nazi" should be spelled with a capital 'N'.


Guess what fuck face? I could not GIVE a shit. Also, as 90% of my typing is done in a different language, then I consider myself rather GOOD.

And they MAY be YOUR friends, but I will NEVER honour "nazis" with a capital initial.

And, aye, I AM arogant, and fucking PROUD of it. So You TOO can take the "spikey Walruss prick cure."

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Calm down dear, calm down. Pour yourself another beer.

Mitch said...

Oh my god another clown in an Audi.

MTG said...

The tribute I place within your fungal grasp, Obno, is to offer my proxy vote for the most disgusting Internet site - ever.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

What????????

Anonymous said...

fuck off you fat prick
and when you come back you´re still full of shite on arse raping!
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S Brown said...

To Obnoxio

Yes, that IS anal. VERY anal. Nice. I bet it plays hell with her haemorrhoids though.

S Brown said...

Thus spoke Von Spreuth to yours truly:

"Guess what fuck face? I could not GIVE a shit. Also, as 90% of my typing is done in a different language, then I consider myself rather GOOD."

Which language would that be?

"And they MAY be YOUR friends, but I will NEVER honour "nazis" with a capital initial.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be in a permanent state of nirvana.

"And, aye, I AM arogant, and fucking PROUD of it. So You TOO can take the "spikey Walruss prick cure."

"you", "arrogant" and "walrus"

5 out of 10 for effort though.

;-)

Oleuanna said...

I can't even remember what the dilemma was the comments were so funny to read......

Mind you, you were talking about cock! Utter cock....take the bus..I assume it's just to rock up to McDonalds for your evening shift?