Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Even more weddings I wish I'd never gone to ...


sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I was shopping at the Tesco where I selected:

4 pints of organic milk
6 eggs
2 pints of orange juice
An Iceberg lettuce
500gms of Tesco Gold coffee
And a 1 lb. pack of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single..."

I was a bit startled by this statement, but I was intrigued by the drunk's intuition, since I indeed had not found another partner since my divorce.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status...

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are right, But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied,'Cause you're ugly.'

BTS said...

So which ones are your wedding photos..?

Anonymous said...

Who would you rather live next door these harmless and no doubt working people whatever you think of their get up or the likes of Karen Matthews the killers of baby P and the rest of the scum. I know my choice.