A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
I was shopping at the Tesco where I selected:4 pints of organic milk6 eggs2 pints of orange juiceAn Iceberg lettuce500gms of Tesco Gold coffeeAnd a 1 lb. pack of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single..."I was a bit startled by this statement, but I was intrigued by the drunk's intuition, since I indeed had not found another partner since my divorce.I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularlyunusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status...Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are right, But how on earth did you know that?'The drunk replied,'Cause you're ugly.'
So which ones are your wedding photos..?
Who would you rather live next door these harmless and no doubt working people whatever you think of their get up or the likes of Karen Matthews the killers of baby P and the rest of the scum. I know my choice.
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