Saturday, 10 October 2009

A message to Gartner's shark-jumping team

Go fuck yourselves, you hectoring, nannying, unpleasant, light-weight fucking Nazis:

Businesses should introduce online dress codes for Avatars used by their staff at Work, the IT analyst Gartner said today.

Avatars are creeping into business environments and will have far reaching implications for businesses, from policy to dress code, behaviour and computing platform requirements, it said.

Jesus, is there no fucking limit to where people who fucking know better than us and want to fucking restrict how we live our lives?

Tip of the clown wig and a hearty "fuck you" to Subray for bringing this to my attention and spoiling my fucking good mood. Cunt.


cappy said...

so what? they expect passport type photo's? not while i still have a hole in my fat arse!

by the way, your word verification was "coingra", is this some sort of party activity in a lap dance club?

Quiet_Man said...

Ye Gods, who in hell thinks up these things? I mean what sort of life have they lead to arrive to a place where they can think of something like this?

Cretins, the lot of them!

Oleuanna said...

Dress coded avatars?....This smells of either a woman with persistent vaginal warts or a man with a dry crispy penis that only inserts into itself it's so small.

Very very frustrated people needing the smallest bit of control, in their otherwise constantly lubricating lives.

Mitch said...

There is a rubber room somewhere missing its occupant.
There aren't words in any language to convey my contempt.