Best Man takes the microphone and says "The weddins aff. Someones humped the bride". A guy whispers something in the Best Mans ear, so he announces "It's back on! He's apologised".
That's it Obo, marriage is off my list...Oh fuck, 38 years to late...can I start again? (I wonder what Civil Partnerships are like? I'll get my frock.)
The last girl is really pretty, but well...I just find that whole scat scene a bit freaky, to be honest.
I mean...if she doesn't mind my slight bald spot or my hairy back - great! But "Hey darling, I love the taste of your arse biscuits!" - sorry, just too much. I'd be forever checking the pressure cooker and the chip pan for dead bunny rabbits.
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Certainly not! I go to civilised weddings where the most exciting happening is someone's sporran falling off their kilt.
What kind of company do you keep?? ;)
I'm not allowed to attend weddings anymore....people don't seem to like my heckling.
I would have a festival with that lot...
Reminds me of the old Billy Connolly joke:
Best Man takes the microphone and says "The weddins aff. Someones humped the bride". A guy whispers something in the Best Mans ear, so he announces "It's back on! He's apologised".
I'll get me coat.
CR.
We can hope and (if you have and religion) pray they don't fucking breed.
That's it Obo, marriage is off my list...Oh fuck, 38 years to late...can I start again? (I wonder what Civil Partnerships are like? I'll get my frock.)
The council sink estate sport of BATTER THE IN-LAWS or should i say OUT-LAWS at a very rare wedding reception!
I was photographer (sideline) at a wedding this year where the bride looked like Shrek in a tight toga and their child was in all the photos.
Free food and whisky though. It wasn't all bad. And Paint Shop Pro helped too.
I have not been there and it would take something like a D6 to get me to one!
Especially the top one!!!
Why didn't I get invited to these weddings?
Damn, these people are stranger than me! I've never been anywhere that had Legolas and Wednesday Addams in the same place!
And wenches with chocolate all over them... I have illegal dreams about that sort of thing. As often as possible.
The last girl is really pretty, but well...I just find that whole scat scene a bit freaky, to be honest.
I mean...if she doesn't mind my slight bald spot or my hairy back - great! But "Hey darling, I love the taste of your arse biscuits!" - sorry, just too much. I'd be forever checking the pressure cooker and the chip pan for dead bunny rabbits.
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