Yesterday, we learned about a mother who was branded an abuser and followed home by police and questioned, after she threatened to smack her child for being naughty.
Now these communists want to send inspectors into our homes to ensure that we've installed smoke alarms properly.
These intrusive measures are coming thick and fast - sometimes several per day. How much damage will this unspeakably vile 'government' do before it is kicked out of office in March 2010?
I don't even want to think about the answer to that. Life in the UK is so surreal at the moment, every time you think it can't get worse, it promptly does.