The Scottish National Party has decided to take the Germans to task for commonly insinuating that our Caledonian cousins are a bit tight, The Telegraph reports.
Fucking humourless sweaty cunts. Anyway, I can't see what the fuss is about, my sysadmin is a Scottish Jew and we get by fine on this 386 Xenix box...
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They only pretend to be tight to disguise the fact that they're fucking potless.
Pale blue cunts.
I dropped fifty pence once. I bent down to pick it up that fast it hit me on the back of the head.
The Scottish are such tight arses I had to throw my strap on away.....
tiddy boom...
I'll get my coat.....
The sweat socks are as tight as a duck's arse and that's water tight.
This is taking Victimhood Poker to a whole new level.
And yes, it is true that Germans use the expression "Schottenpreise" to mean cheap and/or good value, it's perfectly normal everyday usage.
Yup that's the small minded SNP all over.
I am glad I am British, still a bit tight though - on account of the New Labour economy I can only afford to have porridge 5 days a week...
Sounds like the SNP are a bit desperate to hide something.
Perhaps something about a certain Libyan who didn't die as he promised and actually looks to be getting a bit better?
The Scots this far north are smart when it comes to money. They have bank holidays, and they have local holidays. On a bank holiday all the shops stay open - but your money is in the bank and it's closed.
On a local holiday the banks are open so you can take out as much money as you want. But all the shops are closed so you can't spend any of it.
It worked well for years until some fool invented ATM's.
I didn't know the Germans had a sense of humour.
Why would the Snip want to be called tight? By their disgusting record of public spending I'm actually expecting them to loot me of my possessions to pay for it all.
And has anyone noticed the resemblance between Alex Salmond and Jabba the Hutt?
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My best mate is a right tight fisted sweaty sock (in for a penny in for a pound)HONEST,TIGHT FISTED,ABSOLUTE SAYS WHAT HE WANTS TOP MAN AND BE AFRAID ?HE´S NEVER BEEN SOBER,SPEAKS GERMAN WORD FOR WORD AND THINKS THEY ARE CUNTS?
A SWEATY GLASWEGIAN IS GOOD WITH MONEY !AND WHEN ANYBODY LOOKS AT HIS WOMAN THEY GET CUT?
Ever met a couple of glaswegian curtain hangers?
Very honest men!When you are
VERY HONEST MEN ?
IF YOUR NOT CUNT?
Speak and watch out when thier heads start wobbling!
OTHER TO THAT BANG THE TWATS AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND DO NOT LET EM SPRING UP IT´S AT YOUR PERIL
Please no, not SCO Xenix. At least Hack and Rogue came on the installation floppies.
Tight? Someone stuck a lump of coal up my ass. In two weeks it was a diamond.
Did they put a stamp on the letter of complaint, or did the German recipients have to pay?
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