When will it end? The Telegraph has the story tonight of Conservative MP David Curry, the new chairman of the Parliamentary Standards Committee (no, really), has been accused of claiming £30,000 of taxpayers' money to pay for a house he hasn't set foot in for four years, after being banned by his ex wife.
Now, remember, it's only a tiny handful of bad apples, chaps! It really isn't a case of every single one of the motherfuckers robbing us blind! Really!
Oh, and the Tories? They're much better than Labour. Honest!