Monday 16 November 2009

It would have had to be a big tree

Believe you me, you thieving sacks of shit, Sir Christopher Kelly's recommendations are far more lenient than those that I would have levied: mine would have made the Star Chamber look like fucking Alton Towers, and would probably have involved cutting your salaries by 75%, banning all expenses, shoving sharpened cockroaches up your pissholes, putting half of you in prison and hanging the other half from the nearest tree.


Hear bloody hear!

4 comments:

Schlumpf23 said...

Most definitely agreed!

Pogo said...

Do you not think that marriage has watered the Devil's opinions down rather? :-)

Leg-iron said...

Aha.

That would explain the great Green rush to, er, cut down all the trees.

We'll have to tie them to windmills instead.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

"That would explain the great Green rush to, er, cut down all the trees."

Words just absolutely fail me. They have to bake the fucking trees???????????