Sunday, 29 November 2009

Turns out all I needed to cheer me up ...

... was for my ex to have an attack of THE MENTAL so that my day would be fucked up completely and I'd have to rearrange my life at no notice again.

Fucking women, Jesus, why do we bother?

11 comments:

lingla said...

Apparently you live longer if you marry one. Although I have a friend who says it just seems like its longer.

JuliaM said...

...because sheep can't cook? ;)

Mitch said...

You know what they say Obo, find a woman you hate and buy her a house.....saves time.

Oldrightie said...

There's no such thing as an ex. They haunt you forever, Obbo.

Anonymous said...

When i divorced my first wife we split the house 50/50. She got the inside, I got the outside.

Joe Public said...

"Fucking women, Jesus, why do we bother?"

No point in having an expensive penis extension if you can't exercise it.

AntiCitizenOne said...

If it fucks, flies or floats....

WV: ReRant!

Pogo said...
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Pogo said...

I bought my boat... But I spend a lot more time in it than I ever did in the (ex) wife. :-)

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

"You know what they say Obo, find a woman you hate and buy her a house.....saves time."

So fucking true....

Krauser said...

If she's the ex, can't you just kill her?