A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
Apparently you live longer if you marry one. Although I have a friend who says it just seems like its longer.
...because sheep can't cook? ;)
You know what they say Obo, find a woman you hate and buy her a house.....saves time.
There's no such thing as an ex. They haunt you forever, Obbo.
When i divorced my first wife we split the house 50/50. She got the inside, I got the outside.
"Fucking women, Jesus, why do we bother?"No point in having an expensive penis extension if you can't exercise it.
If it fucks, flies or floats....WV: ReRant!
I bought my boat... But I spend a lot more time in it than I ever did in the (ex) wife. :-)
"You know what they say Obo, find a woman you hate and buy her a house.....saves time."So fucking true....
If she's the ex, can't you just kill her?
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Apparently you live longer if you marry one. Although I have a friend who says it just seems like its longer.
...because sheep can't cook? ;)
You know what they say Obo, find a woman you hate and buy her a house.....saves time.
There's no such thing as an ex. They haunt you forever, Obbo.
When i divorced my first wife we split the house 50/50. She got the inside, I got the outside.
"Fucking women, Jesus, why do we bother?"
No point in having an expensive penis extension if you can't exercise it.
If it fucks, flies or floats....
WV: ReRant!
I bought my boat... But I spend a lot more time in it than I ever did in the (ex) wife. :-)
"You know what they say Obo, find a woman you hate and buy her a house.....saves time."
So fucking true....
If she's the ex, can't you just kill her?
Post a Comment