Tuesday, 24 November 2009

What a monstrous pile of cunt

So I get in my fucking car and I drive off to Leeds for a get-together with some of the other divisions in the company.

Well, I have to tell you, that was definitely worth spending a whole fucking day in the car:

  • A bunch of nit-picking cock-sniffers and makeweights bitching on about how the PC division, upon which the company was founded 20 years ago, is no longer fucking front and centre. How they're not accorded enough respect, or dragged in front of customers often enough.
  • A bunch of senior managers actually fucking wittering on about how their divisions' logos were not displayed prominently enough on slides, for the fucking sake of fucking fuck!
  • People telling us that we had to spread our cheeks on the profitable side of the business to salve the egos of the unprofitable side.

And that's without the dry as dust presentations.

Fucking hell.


sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Hmmm...sounds familiar.

Mitch said...

If a meeting takes more than 5mins just leave!! you are wasting your life.Unless you can cause mayhem of course.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Seems we've got a bit of a role swap going. Politicians pissing money up the wall like they actually earned it and companies poncing around like politicians.

Fuck 'em all. We get better looking birds.

HeartAttackSurvivor said...

Mind you, you;ve obviously learnt something from the presentations; for instance, this blog entry is nicely bulleted. Corporate whore.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@HAS: Someone got it! Hurrah! :o)

AntiCitizenOne said...

I thought of this film for some reason...


Leg-iron said...

Ah, I remember those days. I haven't been to one of those lunatic days out since I went self-employed.

The chest pains have stopped too, and I actually look forward to the day's work.

No admin. No managers. No logos and no corporate anthem, mission statement or human resources department.

It's nice out here in the cold.

Anonymous said...

So, a room full of tossers like this then?


wv: sairess - well, that's what you get for spreading your cheeks!