... if HGV drivers are the fucking salt of the earth and are personally responsible for all the good things in the world. I'm fucking sick of being stuck behind the moronic cunts who bully their way into the traffic using their vehicles as weapons and I'm especially fucking sick of spending half an hour waiting for one tosser in a truck to overtake another fucking tosser in a truck.
I hope you all fucking die tomorrow. Horribly, miserably and fucking painfully.
Cunts.
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The French have the right idea on this.
HGVs are restricted to the inside lane during peak hours, and aren't allow on the road at all on Sundays & holidays.
Don't fucking start me off.
I had to go down to Haywards Heath at the weekend - M1, M25, M23.
Fucking lorries overtaking using a 1 mph margin...cunts!
Then there was the 'ooh, look, an empty middle lane just for me' brigade...cunts!
Not to mention the 'I've got a brand new Skoda so you're not overtaking me' crew...cunts!
Whereas I bet the lorry drivers are lovin' having you swarm all over their arses in your Mondeo estate, with your MacDonalds thickshake swaying on the passenger seat ;-)
Train?....It's just a suggestion...try not to lynch me.
Individually they may well be the "salt of the earth" but as a group they are bigger fuckwipes than caravan draggers and a whole new circle of hell created for them and theirs.
"I hope you all fucking die tomorrow. Horribly, miserably and fucking painfully." & slowly.
You need a fucking bank loan to buy a train ticket these days.
Each of them trucks pay £2000 per week into the exchequer! Their speed is set at 90 KPH thanks to you lot allowing our country to be given to Brussels.
You may not think they should overtake at such small speed differentials, but explain that to the poor twat sleeping in his truck whilst only 5 miles from home, because he has run out of hours!
fucking brilliant.
Possibly one of the few times when I turn into you or you turn into me, but still, superbly said.
I couldn't agree more, and I don't really care if it's a special needs bus in front of me. If it slows me down from getting to work on time, I generally blow a proper gaskett.
Jeremy Clarke - he of the middle-aged jeans(!) - had it right - 'change gear,kill a prostitute, cg, kap, cg &c.'
Says it all.
Great answer, so just how many prostitutes can you name? bearing in mind the yorkshire ripper only had a car licence. The Ipswich nutter was an FLT operator.
Please try to answer in a sensible manner, if trucks did not deliver 98% of your purchases, do you not think think killing truckers might counter productive?
Please try to be a little more cerebral in your future posts!
I'm sure I could find at least 646 whores.
I don't think you read my fucking post either, you cock-sniffing fuckbag.
As anon said, the big problem is that the trucks have to have limiters these days - actually quite a few years now. That's why the 1mph margin. The electronic fucking nanny won't let it happen any other way unless one or other lifts off and gives up the momentum he's built up over a mile or more. I'm sure most truck drivers would like to be able to floor it and get past quickly instead of the side by side overtake at the speed of a wounded tortoise, but you can thank the wankers in the EU and Westminster who think a mandatory 56mph governor is a good idea for vehicles legally allowed to d0 60mph on the motorway.
Declaration of interest: three years of dealing with trucks using whatever fucking lane they like on Aussie freeways and dealing with overtaking 180 foot long road trains away from the cities made me swear never to slag off British truckers ever again, the loveable, overweight, pile ridden, Yorkie munchers that they are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEiLgbBGKVk
Check this out,most amusing
Get a motorbike. "Warning: objects in your mirrors no longer matter."
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