Thursday, 24 December 2009

Christmas Crackers

Went into the shops and bought some Christmas crackers.

Did you know you have to be over 16 to fucking buy Christmas crackers?

Jesus - this cuntry really, really is fucked.

6 comments:

Martin said...

Of course, they contain deadly explosives. It's all to protect the kiddies, you see.

You don't hate kids do you?

(...yeah, bad example)

Dick Puddlecote said...

Yep. I saw a prominent sign on display at M&S on Wednesday about it. It's the Explosives Act from 1875 but amended post 2000 (can't remember the exact year).

Inevitably, it's a Labour thing.

Rightwinggit said...

That's so underage terrorists can't buy them.

Anonymous said...

So you disagree with the knife law now.....

Anonymous said...

What's up? Do you look under sixteen?

Mr Wallis said...

If you collect enough Christmas crackers maybe you will have enough explosives to damage.....

Maybe terrorists use them as ignition devices for bombs....

Maybe kids inhale the tiny amounts of smoke and get high....

Oh wait, none of that would happen or matter. Fucking shitty government.