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Of course, they contain deadly explosives. It's all to protect the kiddies, you see.You don't hate kids do you?(...yeah, bad example)
Yep. I saw a prominent sign on display at M&S on Wednesday about it. It's the Explosives Act from 1875 but amended post 2000 (can't remember the exact year). Inevitably, it's a Labour thing.
That's so underage terrorists can't buy them.
So you disagree with the knife law now.....
What's up? Do you look under sixteen?
If you collect enough Christmas crackers maybe you will have enough explosives to damage.....Maybe terrorists use them as ignition devices for bombs....Maybe kids inhale the tiny amounts of smoke and get high....Oh wait, none of that would happen or matter. Fucking shitty government.
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Of course, they contain deadly explosives. It's all to protect the kiddies, you see.
You don't hate kids do you?
(...yeah, bad example)
Yep. I saw a prominent sign on display at M&S on Wednesday about it. It's the Explosives Act from 1875 but amended post 2000 (can't remember the exact year).
Inevitably, it's a Labour thing.
That's so underage terrorists can't buy them.
So you disagree with the knife law now.....
What's up? Do you look under sixteen?
If you collect enough Christmas crackers maybe you will have enough explosives to damage.....
Maybe terrorists use them as ignition devices for bombs....
Maybe kids inhale the tiny amounts of smoke and get high....
Oh wait, none of that would happen or matter. Fucking shitty government.
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