Thursday, 3 December 2009

Grab a new roll of tin foil!

So, here's a news item:

SHANGHAI, Nov. 28 (Xinhua) -- Three staff died and four others were injured after a Zimbabwean cargo plane caught fire and crashed at the Shanghai Pudong airport Saturday, local officials said.

The accident occurred at 8:12 a.m., when the plane veered off the runway as it took off, they said.

"Black and heavy smoke! About 50 meters high. It rose to the sky all of a sudden," said a taxi driver surnamed Li, who was passing by the airport and took video of the crash with his cell phone.

All the seven foreign staff were rushed to the People's Hospital of Pudong New Area, where three of them died and the other four injured men were in stable condition.

Rescue efforts ended at about 4 p.m. with the fire engines leaving the scene. The scene of the accident was still cordoned off by police Saturday evening.

A 61-year-old American man was seriously injured with bone fractures in the chest and lung as well as pneumothorax.

"If there is no complication, he is expected to be out of danger within 48 to 72 hours," said Sun Wanju, deputy head of the hospital.

The other three injured men were from Indonesia, Belgium and Zimbabwe. They had bone fractures and contusions, according to the hospital.

So far, so innocuous, right? WRONG!

This is what's really going on:

Reports circulating in the Kremlin today are stating that a US government contracted airplane piloted by American CIA agents and carrying a cargo of a ‘mutated’ swine flu virus intended for aerial spraying was shot down [photo top left] at China’s Shanghai Pudong airport by a saboteur team of what are believed to be Israeli Mossad soldiers seeking to prevent an American attack upon one of their Central Asian bases located in the Central Asian Nation of Kyrgyzstan.

According to Chinese media reports on this incident the stricken Zimbabwean MD-ll plane, owned by the CIA linked Avient Aviation company operated by a former British military officer named Andrew Smith and registered in the UK, killed 3 American CIA agents and injured 4 other personal who are reported to be from United States, Indonesia, Belgium and Zimbabwe.

Most interesting to note in these reports on the victims of this plane shootdown is that the Indonesian man currently being treated for his injuries has ‘confessed’ to Chinese secret police forces that he is a technician employed by the United States Navy at their mysterious Naval Medical Research Unit No. 2 (NAMRU-2) located in Indonesia that Indonesian Defense Minister Juwono Sudarsono had previously called for the closing of because its operations were too secretive and were incompatible with Indonesia’s security interests.

The article continues on in this vein for some time and even better is that some of the comments make it look sane!

So, the next time someone points out that Libertarians are all tin foil hat wearing nutters, you can point them at this and show them what a real tin foil hat wearer looks like.

Tip of the clown wig to the drooling Scot.


JuliaM said...

I'm not convinced by that report.

It doesn't mention the Illuminati. Surely nothing happens without their say-so?

SaltedSlug said...

I blame Common Purpose.
Follow the money etc.

microdave said...

Jane Burgermeister has been warning about a crazy conspiracy involving mutated flu vaccines - perhaps she is telling the truth?

Must go - I can feel a temperature coming on...

Anonymous said...

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Laban said...

Avient ARE a somewhat unusual outfit.

See here (and follow the links).

(word verification 'mindowt')

Laban said...

Indeed the more of those links I follow the nastier it gets. Google 'Avient' and look at the Pilot Officer Prune forums.

filosofee said...

Bloomin hell, right out of a spy thriller movie, or reality more darn scarier.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

The truth is out there...

wv: disaster (I kid you not!)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I've just bought shares in Bacofoil...