Sunday, 20 December 2009

The Graun

Dear God, what is it with these cunts? How can you cram so much cunting fail into a single subheading?

Miliband 'helped rescue summit', but campaigners say accord 'a disaster'

How can it be "rescued" and a fucking "disaster"?

And of course, how can it be a disaster when it failed to cunt up the world's economy for the next hundred years?

Go China!


Pam Nash said...

Tsk, tsk! I would have thought that, by now, you were acquainted with spin. Oh, and what about Jonah's statement, on Friday night, that half a million more jobs would be created in the UK as a result of his work on the climate change conference.

Rabbits out of a hat? Well ,yes, but in Jonah's case, it's always Harvey.

Blind Pugh said...

Of course it was a disaster. They didn't make it legally binding to rip another arsehole in our collective tax wallets and let them feather their Swiss bank accounts. The jury may be out on global warming (it's fucking 6 below here) but there is no doubt our great and glorious leaders will be lining their slush funds for many years to come on this malarky.

May they all burn in an Armageddon of their own making.

A merry Christmas to you all. Except the cunts who rule us, naturally.

J Demetriou said...

Well, if the first part of the header is wrapped in quote marks, that would denote that those are the words or thoughts of a third party.

So the header is probably reporting two opposing views.

Did you read the article, at all?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Yeah: at the same time as broadly supporting Labour minister Ed "WhoHe" Millipede for his valiant efforts, it also manages to broadly support campaigners who feel it was a disaster.

I'm surprised it didn't end with: ".. and we'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky Chinks."

Mitch said...

Well they have gone from "50 days to save the planet"(62 days ago) to "a bold first step".

The whole thing was a huge circle jerk for fucktards, combining saving the world and taxing it to death all at the same time.

Pricks!! the lot of em.

Weston Bay said...

"Go China"

Yes, you do have to admit that their ball-bustin' economic growth and sheer cojones is pretty impressive. They seem to have given the one fingered salute to the West and our anti-growth, eco-friendly sentiments.

Saying that though, you wouldn't want to live there. Certainly not if you were a libertarian.

But then I'm not a libertarian...

Mwahahahahaaa etc

I'm off to stick on my horns and forked tail.

The Paragnostic said...

If you think the Grauniad's bad, try reading tat cunt Johann Hari in the Indy.

I even emailed the cunt a link to Christopher Monkton's dissection of Climategate and the ignorant cunt hasn't had the decency to reply - perhaps he has a truth filter built in along with his lefty queer agenda.

Utter cunt.