Sunday, 13 December 2009

I fucking HATE winter

Not the cold, the misery, the incompetence of the government who can't grit for shit, not the endless drizzle or the short days and long, gloomy nights.

I do, however, fucking hate what what my car looks like after a day on the road. I washed it this morning and after 20 miles it looked like I'd smeared it with diarrhoea.

FUCK.

10 comments:

Joe Public said...

Just don't bother cleaning it until Spring.

After 2 weeks, it looks exactly the same as after 2 days.

And the added benefit is GATSOs find it harder to identify your number plate.

Mark Wadsworth said...

What Joe says.

papron said...

Its your duty to get your cash washed regularly. How else are the illegal immigrant bastards who seem to man every "hand car wash" ever going to earn enough capital to enter the drug dealing business?

Sometimes I wonder about your PC OH.

Dave H said...

Don't worry, the sodding daffs are coming up so it must be spring.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

You hate winter? But you get to wear those extra sexy thermal long johns you got for Christmas last year? You know you like 'em.

J Demetriou said...

What do you drive?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

A car.

Why?

Henry North London said...

I love it A Car... factually correct but not the intended answer!

aljahom said...

What I hate about winter is that the only way I can keep my spirits up is to follow Obo around and smear his car with my runny shits.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

You utter fucking bastard!