A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
As Lloyd George* once said to Georges Clemenceau:'Don't talk to me about brewer's droop. More like brewer's fucking permanent erection.'* Who knew my father, which is more than I did.
You would think an insanitary taste would have a beginning, Obno.
You'd feel a right twat trying to get a replacement seat & lid at B&Q on a busy Saturday....
Especially if the slot was a small one.
I'm still fucking laughing!!! :-D
How exactly do you have a piss while sitting down with an erection? .... I have to say, it would be amusing watching someone try!
Which is why I just piss in the shower now.
"Master B3ta"?Master B8ta
Piss in the shower? Hope your cleaner uses a strong solution of bleach/lemon juice/vinegar or bicarbonate of soda... wv: aqueroonQuite!
"Piss in the shower?"I saw recently that a South American country (Mexico?) is running a Government sponsored campaign to reduce water consumption. One of the suggestions is to piss in the shower, to save flushing the loo!I prefer a bath....
Baths are for shitting in, though!
Obo,have you been to Germany?Fuck the fancy stuff, here it is: http://fahnen-flaggen.eu/EbaySchuerzen/Pictures/KONTUR/4102_PINKELN_STEHEN_2_netz_1.bmpThe women in Germany want you to sit down. Not only do you get splashback up your Jap's eye, you might get to play toilet duck if you have a semi. And you get Aids from the seat.Piss. In. The. Bath. (preferably while the frau's in it)
"Baths are for shitting in, though!" Yeah, but it's difficult trying to get it down the plughole....I wonder what combination of cleaning substances sixtypoundsaweekcleaner would recommend afterwards?
"Baths are for shitting in, though!" Tell that to James Purnell. He shat in his kitchen sink, the dirty rotter.
I always thought that the definition of "being posh" was that you got out of the bath to have a piss...
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