Wednesday 16 December 2009

Master B3ta



Yes, please!

15 comments:

Sperm Lewis said...

As Lloyd George* once said to Georges Clemenceau:

'Don't talk to me about brewer's droop. More like brewer's fucking permanent erection.'

* Who knew my father, which is more than I did.

MTG said...

You would think an insanitary taste would have a beginning, Obno.

microdave said...

You'd feel a right twat trying to get a replacement seat & lid at B&Q on a busy Saturday....

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Especially if the slot was a small one.

Barking Spider said...

I'm still fucking laughing!!! :-D

Anonymous said...

How exactly do you have a piss while sitting down with an erection? ....
I have to say, it would be amusing watching someone try!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Which is why I just piss in the shower now.

Joe Public said...

"Master B3ta"?

Master B8ta

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Piss in the shower?

Hope your cleaner uses a strong solution of bleach/lemon juice/vinegar or bicarbonate of soda...

wv: aqueroon

Quite!

microdave said...

"Piss in the shower?"
I saw recently that a South American country (Mexico?) is running a Government sponsored campaign to reduce water consumption. One of the suggestions is to piss in the shower, to save flushing the loo!

I prefer a bath....

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Baths are for shitting in, though!

Anonymous said...

Obo,

have you been to Germany?

Fuck the fancy stuff, here it is: http://fahnen-flaggen.eu/EbaySchuerzen/Pictures/KONTUR/4102_PINKELN_STEHEN_2_netz_1.bmp

The women in Germany want you to sit down. Not only do you get splashback up your Jap's eye, you might get to play toilet duck if you have a semi. And you get Aids from the seat.

Piss. In. The. Bath. (preferably while the frau's in it)

microdave said...

"Baths are for shitting in, though!"

Yeah, but it's difficult trying to get it down the plughole....

I wonder what combination of cleaning substances sixtypoundsaweekcleaner would recommend afterwards?

Sperm Lewis said...

"Baths are for shitting in, though!"

Tell that to James Purnell. He shat in his kitchen sink, the dirty rotter.

Pogo said...

I always thought that the definition of "being posh" was that you got out of the bath to have a piss...