I see that Squeaker Berk is making a name for himself as the scourge of Parliament already:
John Bercow, the House of Commons Speaker, has hailed the ''vastly superior'' expenses regime for MPs, claiming the publication of thousands of receipts was leading to greater openness and transparency.
Really, John? We don't just want more openness and transparency, you fucking berk: we want you egregiously entitled fucks to stop pissing our money away.
But even the transparency bit is not fucking true, you mendacious fuckwit: because the claims are so fucking heavily censored, there are occasions where we can't fucking work out what the fucking claim was for. How is that fucking "open" or "transparent", you insufferable little turd?