Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Squeaker Berk #pbr

I didn't imagine this, did I?

John Bercow, the new Speaker, today insisted that ministers should make significant annoucements through the House of Commons, and not the media.

It was also made clear that he will severely curtail the amount of time given to Commons statements if he feels that ministers have already revealed the details before telling MPs.


Oddly enough, the rabid little troughing fucker has evidently forgotten this, because he let the badger molester witter on uninterrupted, despite that adenoidal, incontinent pissflap Peston having announced on his blog what the badger molester was going to tell Parliament earlier on.

Everything about this useless Parliament reeks of spin and mendacity. It's a pretty building, but would our lives really be worse off if the fucking thing was just blown up, with all those lying, stealing, knavish troughers locked inside it?

11 comments:

Oleuanna said...

I have a light....?

Atheist Ranter said...

Beautifully written! Had me rolling about... even if it is a subject that makes me MAD!

JuliaM said...

It IS a pretty building, it's true.

So, neutron bomb, anyone?

Captain Livens R.E. said...

Fumigation could be accomplished quite easily by chemical means without damaging the building.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Could we slip something in their tea? Something a little more dangerous than arsenic?

MrAngryman said...

just fuckin do the lot of em, Mumbai style. Run in with a couple of Ak's screaming down with the troughers!!!
making sure that harperson and the one eyed snot gobbler got it first!!!

(if the internet police are reading, this is a fantasy NOT a plan of an imminent event and as such is no reason for a dawn raid by Armed police. Thanking you in advance for not breaking my door down !!!! )

Mitch said...

Makes you wonder what they consider "important".
Alien invasion maybe,the time Gordon gets something right, real once in a universe events.

Joe Public said...

So he's not on your Xmas list then?

theredeemingdefect said...

@Mitch
Didn't you hear? The MoD has closed its version of the XFiles. The Page3 girl in the (Scottish) Sun was reportedly "concerned" because now there's nobody to protect us.

formertory said...

I think the daft little twat deserves a wife like the one he's got - and knowing that half of London has knobbed her while she was pissed. And that she deserves a name with "cow" in it. Most satisfactory.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Poor woman. I wonder what he's like behind closed doors? Who wears the trousers? He looks a cute little thing really.