Is "the same day" a new record?

First:

Kraft deal for Cadbury: Gordon Brown warns US firm over jobs
Gordon Brown has warned Kraft not to cut jobs at Cadbury after the US food giant's £11.5 billion bid for the British confectioner was finally accepted.

Very shortly thereafter:

Cadbury says job cuts inevitable
Cadbury's chairman confirms to the BBC that job losses are an "inevitability" at the firm after its takeover by US giant Kraft Foods

Warning: This man is cursed!