Sunday, 31 January 2010

Ooh! Hark at her!

I am too serious a socialist thinker to waste time reading the right wing blogosphere.

It's supposed to be funny, in a dismal, earnest-teenager sort of way, with huge lashings of pompous Marxist twaddle.

The thing that made me really laugh was the juxtaposition of this:

Plot lines for these ‘romances’, and accompanying sample of dialogue, for submission to the putative Central Revolutionary Activist Publishing (CRAP) committee

(ooh, mummy, he said a rude word)

with this:

Bunch of fucking five year olds – and that’s an insult to five year olds.

Woo! Go you!


Dave Semple & Paul Cotterill said...

Everyone here probably thinks we're stupid cunts.

Dave Semple said...

Whoever made the above comment wasn't me, and I doubt it was Paul.

Incidentally Obo, the person writing the article, from which you quoted twice, was a bloke not a girl.

Your third quote doesn't come from the article, or from the author of the article.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Jesus, you really are a singularly humourless cunt, aren't you?

View from the Solent said...

The CRAP committee ? You sure this isn't a piss-take?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I am sure it is a piss-take, albeit one that will make your soul wither to read it. Hence my observation "it's supposed to be funny."

It's supposed to be funny because it includes a rude word that would make a five-year-old snigger, while the commentard, who clearly has no idea that "hark at her" is actually an expression aimed at someone of either gender who is behaving like a jumped-up queen, is applauding a joke aimed at fiver-year-olds while accusing other people of behaving like five-year-olds.

cuntface said...

hey cunt face where is the original article, i want to read it and you forgot to post the link you fucking cunt. FUCK YOU!!!

seriously where is the link

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Fucking twat: click on the word "It's"

Dave Semple and Paul Cotterill said...

We're not just cunts, we're humourless cunts.

Steve the Fish with the hairy vaginal canal said...

I'm surprised socialists can even fucking write.

Anyway, better go, the wife wants a good rimming!

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

"Why don’t you just start using the word “cunt” a lot? That seems to work for the libertarian bloggers…" - StarLighter

It fucking does too, ya cunt!

If it's not a piss take then the author needs to be reminded that ‘1984 is not an instruction manual’. There is a whole section devoted to prolefeed. I wonder if the leftie supporters got the gag?

Dick Puddlecote said...

"Incidentally Obo, the person writing the article, from which you quoted twice, was a bloke not a girl."

How funny is that? A socialist with no idea of common colloquialisms.

It's like Google never existed.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Second paragraph in and I lost the will to live.

Ah, poor love. He probably went to Cambridge.

cuntface said...

ok sorry for not having bionic vision you fucking cunt. "its" was as small as your cock, hence i missed it.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Suck my balls, you myopic fuck-featured cuntwaft.

g1lgam3sh said...

I used to have a mate who had a party piece of reciting the speeches of Kim Jong Il in a highly amusing way that really got up the nose of Socialists. That guy is just a dickhead...oh and a humorless ignorant cunt.

Steve the Fish with the hairy vaginal canal said...

Oh dear. My flange needs a shaving!

A socialist would just expect the State to shave it, but not me! I'm a free-marketeer! Off to work I go! Down on my vagina.

Let's all rejoice that I am a capitalist, vagina loving Libertarian!

Hallelujah!!! I like my hairy flange!

King Athelstan said...

For once I'm speechless.

jonathan said...

It's a joke. At least, I hope it is.