What the fuck is it with people and spitting, anyway? On my travels, it's practically impossible to go anywhere and not stand in someone's freshly hoicked-up puddle of saliva.
I've never felt the urge to gob anywhere, not even when, as a much younger man, I used to play rugby or soccer (which is where I assume the role models come from.) And strangely enough, even if there is a need to gob when playing at the very highest level of sport, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING AT THE FUCKING HIGHEST LEVEL OF SPORT WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH A FAG IN ONE HAND AND A FUCKING CAN OF WHITE DIAMOND IN THE OTHER, YOU FESTERING COCK-MUNCHER!!!!!!!!!