I mean, just look at this:
All secondary school pupils in England should have the chance to learn a less familiar language such as Mandarin, says Children's Secretary Ed Balls.
Mandarin has become increasingly popular in schools - with one in seven now teaching the subject.
Making it more widely available is an "aspiration" rather than a pledge - and could mean schools and colleges sharing specialist language teaching staff.
Mr Balls highlighted the economic importance of learning languages.
As well as Mandarin, he pointed to the growing importance of Portuguese for trading with Brazil, Spanish in Argentina and Bahasa Indonesia in Indonesia.
Er, Bollocksy, on your fucking watch, language teaching has fallen off a cliff, your fucking soundbite kowtowing notwithstanding. This makes me want to punch him in the mouth.
"In this new decade our ties with emerging economies like China will become even more important and it's vital that young people are equipped with the skills which they need, and British businesses need too, in order to succeed in a rapidly-changing world," he said.
This fucking fatuous inanity after a decade spent destroying education makes me want to fucking garotte him. How about fucking being able to read, write and do fucking maths you CUNT!? Those are fucking skills that British business need too, you don't seem to give a flying fuck about that.
For the most popular languages at GCSE, French and German, take-up declined in England by 45% and 46% respectively between 1997 and 2008.
Mr Cunty Bollocks's fucking endless hypocrisy and smug ignoring of the damage he has personally wrought to British education makes me want to flay him and roll him in salt.
And then I remember that I'm paying for all this shit.
That's when I want to commit suicide.