Sunday 14 February 2010

Nothing says "I love you" ....



... quite like suggesting you get buried together.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Say it with flowers...lilies.

JohnW

RantinRab said...

Make sure she is dead first.

I made that 'mistake' with my first wife. Had to hire a JCB to dig a grave for the fat fucking land whale.

Oldrightie said...

You mysoginistic lot. Worse than rag heads! Me and Mrs OR will become trees together! Then you can't see the wood for .......

MTG said...

I take the longer view in savouring the romantic concept of permanence.

Make it obligatory for ex wives and their lawyers to be interred together and a mandatory right of long suffering husbands to bestow that gift at any time.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Ooh err. I better get this for my wife or else there'll be no Valentine's Day blow job for me!

Anonymous said...

WELLINGTONS AND PIGEON FEED?
or say"i love you! what we got for dinner sweetheart"?
My god i love that woman

Anonymous said...

Say it with flowers.... buy her a Triffid!
Trust me the only funeral you will be worrying about if you are dumb enough to fall for this is yours and SWMBO may not be too concerned if you have actually expired. Assuming you survive the Dragon's wrath, get used to the Sofa...