Monday, 15 February 2010

Sex in the stationery cupboard: Part 12

26 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Could be the same number as the local bus?

Your anonymongs must be at work.

Anonymous said...

you have just lost a reader you cunt

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Bye now!

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Huh? Was it something I said?

Ross said...

Stationery porn seems to make people very angry.

Blind Pugh said...

Oh dear, Mr Anonymous seems to have had a severe sense-of-humour malfunction. Me, I laughed at his comments so hard, I shat myself. What a grave loss to this little coterie his absence will be. Ah well, c'est la cunt.

Anonymous said...

Boy, has this Obnoxio twat jumped the shark or what?!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I KNEW you couldn't stay away. Time for just one more vicarious wank, eh?

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who the other anonymongs are. There's more than one, you know.

You're in the wrong. Sort yourself out.

BTS said...

Is the cupboard also stationary?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Not with all that shagging going on, it isn't!

Anonymous said...

Is it ironic and/or intentional that these comments are much funnier than the lame stationary sex cupboard jokes.

BTS said...

I thought we'd just established that it wasn't stationary..?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Yes!

Felt tip pen said...

I feel left out

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Get in there, my son! :o)

Mark Wadsworth said...

Just for clarity, are they doing it standing up?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

What about the pencil shavings? Can they get in there too?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

You guys are just SICK!!!!

sixtypoundsaweekcleane said...

What about me? Can I get in there? I've always literally loved pens.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

No, I can't say that I've ever had a thing about pens...more like sheaves of paper, stacked up, fifty at a time...

But then you wouldn't know about that....

Anonymous said...

My name's Obnoxio, and I'm an Anonyholic.

BTS said...

well my name's Domenyk and I'm a dyslexic alcoholic - how the fuck do you think I feel..?

w/v: mophydi - sadly enough it makes sense to me..

Carpe Jugulum said...

I'm Carpe & i'm lysdexic too

Anonymous said...

you really are a unpleasant little man no life, lousy wife if at all shit job and a lousy boss but he is still your boss fucking wanker

Obnoxio The Clown said...

"you really are a unpleasant little man no life, lousy wife if at all shit job and a lousy boss but he is still your boss fucking wanker"

Unpleasant big man, if you please. I enjoy my life, the current Mrs Clown is a delight and I enjoy my job. Oh, and my boss is a really nice guy.

But apart from that...